Cthulhu: The King plush toy (Toy Vault)

"You're so tender, you're my meat. I'll never let you go. You will make my knife's blood so sweet. As I love you so." (Cthulhu's Version of Love Me Tender!)

All hail to the king, baby! Cthulhu can come in many guises, including that of the King himself. With eyeball microphone and black pompadour hairdo, this limited edition version of the King is certain to love you tenderly.

This Plush stands 15 inches tall.